i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
there are two types of people
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
u lucky he holdin me back bitch
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think